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Favorite Joke - This guy goes to his G/F house to pick her up for a date. She's not ready so she sits in the living room with
her parents, and when he went to sit, he realized he needed to fart, so the dog ended up jumping on the couch beside him.
He thought to him self "If I were to fart they will think it's the dog. So he farts and the mother says "Spot get
down" and this happens about 4 more times, and the 5th time the mother says "Spot get down before he shits on you!!!"
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